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Harvey: Stardew Valley

Contrary to the amount of apples on this page, I don't want to keep this doctor away from me

Why Harvey?

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Loved Gifts

Poitrait Sprites

Harvey's normal sprite Harvey's blushing sprite Harvey's concerned sprite Harvey's headphones sprite Harvey's surprised sprite Harvey's stethoscope sprite Harvey's flustered sprite Harvey's happy sprite Harvey's headphones surprised sprite Harvey's neutral sprite

Favourite Dialogue

8+ Hearts: “Don't overwork yourself, [Player]. Doctor's orders! Your health is important to me.”
During Winter: “I hate to say this, but I do make a lot more money during flu season. I guess if people stopped getting sick, I'd be out of business. Don't get the wrong idea! I want people to be healthy... really!”
Upon receiving any wine: “For me? What a gift! This looks fantastic! You know, on a physiological level, I wouldn't advise the consumption of alcohol... But there's no denying the benefit of kicking back and enjoying a glass of fine Stardew Valley wine!”
Upon receiving any loved gift without unique dialogue: “It's for me? This is my favorite stuff! It's like you read my mind.”
8+ Hearts: “It's a lot of work, being a doctor. I don't eat as well as I should. If I didn't live alone I think it would be easier.”
10 Hearts: “Stop by my place if you ever need a confidential check-up.”
At the Stardew Valley Fair on an odd-numbered year: “And just a few steps over there, Gus is grilling up a batch of pork ribs... Yikes. I've got some soul-searching to do...”
At the Festival of Ice on an odd-numbered year: “Extreme temperatures can put your body under a lot of stress, so make sure to bundle up! Oh and enjoy the festival!”
If married: “I'm dreaming of our warm fire back home...”
At the Spirit's Eve Festival on an odd-numbered year: “Oh! You found me... The truth is, I got too scared so I came here to hide. Don't tell anyone."
At the Feast of the Winter Star, if married: “I'm feeling a little overwhelmed... thank goodness for this crisp air...”
In his side room, when married: “No air-traffic this morning, honey. But it’s still fun to break out the equipment now and then. I’m working on a new model plane. It’s so much more relaxing here than in my old apartment.”
Outdoors, if married: “I may not be the most exciting guy, but I'll stay loyal to you for the rest of my life.”
Outdoors, patio, if married: “You know, this 'journal of tendon dynamics' is actually bearable when I'm reading out here.”
Indoor nights, if married: “I took it easy today... spent some time reading books, fiddled with my radio, and worked on a model airplane. It's important to take a day off now and then to relax... stress is unhealthy.”
Indoor nights, if married: “You look like you could use a good massage tonight. Doctor's orders... It's good for the circulation!”
Rainy days, if married: “I don't mind the rain. Sure, I can't watch the planes go by, but I can still listen to the radio chatter. It makes the whole thing a little more mysterious.”
Rainy days, if married: “It's a myth that rainy weather causes the flu. However, take care that you don't slip on the mud! I often worry about you.”
Rainy nights, if married: “The sound of rain gives our minds something to focus on, so we're not distracted by random thoughts. That's my theory for why it's so soothing...”
Rainy nights, if married: “How was your day, honey? I was going to do the dishes but I got absorbed in the latest issue of "Knee Surgery Enthusiast".”
High hearts when married: “Be careful out there! I have nightmares about your limp body being wheeled into the emergency room.”
Spring, day before the egg festival: “Oh, it's a festival tomorrow, isn't it? Large crowds, activities... *gulp*”
Spring, day before the flower dance: “W…Will you dance with me at the festival tomorrow? It’s always a little embarrassing.”
Summer 27: “As summer draws to a close, and the colder season begins, my workload tends to increase. Sorry in advance if I'm a little moody...”
Fall 1: “Make sure and diversify your harvests this fall, my dear. Or just grow cranberries... It's really up to you. What do I know?”

Just Me Ranting I Guess

I just feel like waxing lyrical so here we go. One of the biggest complaints I've seen with marriage in Stardew Valley is the fact that some of the spouses just completely give up on all their ambitions after marrying the player: Alex stops wanting to become a pro gridball player, Sebastian decides he's happy in the valley after spending half his heart events talking about how badly he wants to leave, etc. Harvey though? He's already given up on his aspirations before you even reach the valley! Him marrying you does nothing but give him a nicer place to live (and like. companionship obviously). This is one of the many reasons I advocate for romancing Harvey. If you've got a saviour complex, leave Penny alone for a run and rescue this man from his apartment full of old microwave meals!

Harvey's apartmentTo go into detail about this apartment, please observe the image on the left. First of all, that is fucking tiny. This is a grown man. Canonically one of the 'older bachelors'. And he is expected to function with two rooms?? And a galley kitchen??? No wonder he's on the ready meals he can probably barely breathe back there! He doesn't even have any counter space! He's got a michael wave, a fridge, and a sink. Who was designing the utilities in this place what the fuck. We know from post-marriage dialogue and gifts, especially the 14-heart event that Harvey can cook, so the only real explanations for him subsisting entirely off of ready meals is either 1. he's busy (Mr 'I don't have enough patients'? I don't think so), leaving 2. HE HAS NO RESOURCES TO COOK WITH T-T SOMEONE SAVE HIM.

Notice as well how one of these two rooms has been utilised as FOUR ROOMS. We are looking at a bedroom-cum-study-cum-dining room-cum-living room. That's got to be overstimulating. You could spen an entire day there, sleeping, eating, watching a TV, making model planes, listening to the radio, etc, and you still wouldn't have broken 500 steps. He hasn't even got any decent feng shui going on, his bed is getting bombarded by the doorway energy from that pathetic excuse for a kitchen. Clearly a dire living situation. It's clear he's made some attempts to freshen it up, with a whopping five whole potted plants (not that he could fit any more), and his plane models and maps as decoration (real. If you're autistic and want a room to bring you more joy, just throw up some stuff relevant to your special interest. I swear it works. I'm looking at my Shadow the Hedgehog poster right now and can confirm its bringing me joy). Even with this, its still bad. I have an upgraded farmhouse with a kitchen you can move in, let me save him.

And so begins the saving. Harvey goes from the aforementioned: Harvey's spouse room

To: And this is all just minimum! You could have up to 11 rooms if you choose all upgrades! Regardless, this is a huge upgrade for Harvey (and a lot of sposes to be fair but this isn't the Bachelor/ette shrine is it).

So, you've saved him from a life of microwave meals and minimal floor plan. What about those aspirations? Is he content to just become a house husband and let go of everything he's ever wanted? Yeah no he did that years ago. Harvey always wanted to be a pilot (hence the plane obsession) but apparently you need 20/20 vision for that and my man isn't rocking the specs just for fashion. So he moved on, years before the events of the game, found a new dream in community focused healthcare and he enjoys it! He carries on even if you have an ancient fruit wine empire! The only change he really makes is reducing working hours which just makes him happier without fully compromising his job.

Favourite Fics

Memes

That feeling when its knee surgery tomorrow This is a harvey stardew valley appreciation post!! some people have girlfriends. some people have boyfriends. I have harvey stardew valley a tumblr post by stardewtales with the caption Me when people refer to harvey as the boring doctor guy, with a photo of somebody saying I'm about to start swinging a tumblr post by tympz with the caption you attract what you fear aahhh a sweet easy going bi man with beautiful brown eyes a tumblr post by saltymayhemm with the caption my sdv character: gives harvey one 1 cup of coffee harvey: and a photo of a person with emoji love heart eyes this guy he is so cool a tumblr post by jeezllouise with the caption hate when men have big beautiful brown eyes like a baby cow. shut up an ms paint drawing of someone sobbing uncontrollably with harvey's dialogue: “I may not be the most exciting guy, but I'll stay loyal to you for the rest of my life.” above it if you look like this dm immediately words cannot express how much I love harvey stardew valley my daughter loves him, i think he looks a little gay, but whatever makes my princess happy harvey with heart hands above him how is he so hot and respectful a tweet from blushiebunbun reading your man is a 2d fictional character yeah and im jpegging him im literally in love with people who harvey stardew valley the main quest line abandoned me marrying my favourite NPC fellas if your man looks like this, thats not your man thats mine a tumblr post by lasergeist reading at stardew valley modders who remove harvey's moustache who do you think you are an MS Paint drawing of a person holding a heart filled with images of harvey stardew valley i need asap have you seen harvey sdv? now you have text conversation reading are you in the bathroom with the lights off, why do you care I'm a grown man, captioned by tumblr user gaba-kawa as Maru texting Harvey when hes having his third daily panic attack whenever i see them, image of pickles, im reminded of him, image of harvey with very low opacity harvey's overworld sprite with the caption next to it i played stardew valley and all I gotta say is if you give me 10 minutes alone with this man in a room one of us is walking out pregnant and it aint gonna be me

Incorrect Quotes

With Harvey, my farmer s/i, and friends

Gracewyn: Harvey, you love me, right? 

Harvey: Normally I’d say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere I won’t like.


Harvey: I’m gonna need a human skull and I can't have you ask any questions why.

Gracewyn: Only if you also don't ask why

Gracewyn: *Pulls out 7 pristine human skulls* Take your pick.

Harvey:

Gracewyn:

Harvey: This one is fine


Gracewyn: Man, I only ever see you awake, do you ever shut down or stop running? 

Harvey: Oh, I’m always running 

Harvey: The question is from what


Harvey: Please, I'm begging you go to a doctor.

Gracewyn: I'm sorry is this OUR stab wound? Stay out of it.


Linus: Why are you on the floor?

Gracewyn: I'm depressed.

Gracewyn: Also I was stabbed, can you get Harvey, please.


Gracewyn: Fitness tip: never stop pushing yourself. Some say 8 hours of sleep is enough. Why not keep going? Why not 9? Why not 10? Strive for greatness. 

Emily: Next time you’re working out do 15 push ups instead of 10. Run 3 miles instead of 2. Eat a whole cake instead of just a slice. Burn your ex’s house down. You can do it. I believe in you. 

Harvey: There were so many mixed messages in that I can’t-


Gracewyn: We need a distraction.

Harvey: Is anyone here good at jumping up and down and making weird noises?

Emily, whispering: My time has come


Gracewyn: You have to apologize to Harvey 

Shane: Fine. 

Shane: 'Unfuck you' or whatever.


Harvey: you’re not ascending to godhood, you’re just dehydrated!

Gracewyn: outta my way, gay boy, I’m about to liberate my divine self from this mortal shell!

Gracewyn: …

Gracewyn: h hopital 


Harvey: you’re not a cheap date are you

Gracewyn, lying on his examination table for the fifth time that week: 


Gracewyn: I owe you one. 

Harvey: That’s ok. You can just date me and we’ll call it even.


Harvey: Do you love me? 

Gracewyn: We’re literally married. 

Harvey: Yeah, but as friends or—


Gracewyn: I don't know how to tell you this, but... I love you. 

Harvey: That's great, Gracewyn. Especially considering the fact we've been married for 6 fucking years.


Gracewyn: I don't need to go to bed. I'm not tired, I'll be fine. 

Harvey: But, darling, I'll be so lonely without you. Come curl up in my arms so I can feel whole again. 

Gracewyn: O-oh. Well. Are you trying to seduce me into healthy sleeping patterns?? 

Harvey: Is it working?


Gracewyn: Well, Harvey and I finally did it! 

The rest of the squad: *gasps, shocked expressions, etc.* 

Gracewyn: That's right... We kissed!


Gracewyn: Relationships should be 50/50. Harvey cooks us dinner while I sit on the kitchen counter looking pretty.


Gracewyn: Doctor said I need to be kissed hard. For an hour.


Harvey: why are you shaking so much?

Gracewyn: I don’t know :|

Harvey: …are you okay?

Gracewyn: I don’t know :|


Gracewyn, dazed from blood loss: hey not to kill the vibe completely but i think i am in love with you


Gracewyn: Do my dark undereye circles and unwashed hair turn you on


Gracewyn: 3rd base is when they see you have an anxiety attack


Harvey: You have to apologize to them Gracewyn. 

Gracewyn: Fine! But I must warn you that this might make me a better, nicer person and that is NOT the person you fell in love with!


Gracewyn: You are the love of my life and I would do anything within reason to make you happy. 

Harvey: I would be happy if you ate, stayed hydrated and got a reasonable amount of sleep. 

Gracewyn: I said within reason, Harvey. How about I murder that guy? 

Harvey: So murder is in reason but proper self care isn't? 

Gracewyn: Well, duh. What kind of question is that?


Gracewyn: Being gay is a constant battle between "I wish to sit on a window bench with my lover, our legs tangling as we listen to the birds" and "Hey, let's go throw rocks at fascists" and I think that's very sexy of us. 

Harvey: If the window's open and you time it right, you can do both.


Harvey: *seductively takes off glasses* 

Harvey: Wow... 

Gracewyn: *blushes* Haha... what? 

Harvey: You're really fucking blurry.


Gracewyn: When you've been on the internet for as long as I have, you develop thick skin. 

Haley: Navy blue isn't your color. 

Gracewyn: Navy blue brings out my eyes you prick! *Chases after Haley*


Emily: What happened?! 

Gracewyn: Do you want the long version or the short version? 

Emily: Sh-short?? 

Gracewyn: Shit's fucked. 

Emily: Okay, long. 

Gracewyn: Shit's very fucked.


Emily: Wake up! The sun is shining! 

Gracewyn: What do you want me to do, photosynthesis?


Gracewyn: Three of the four elements are represented as types of hockey. Air hockey, ice hockey, and field hockey. Fire hockey needs to be a thing. 

Harvey: Fire hockey absolutely does NOT need to be a thing. 

Emily: Do you care NOTHING for the balance of the four elements?!


Gracewyn, talking to Harvey: They’re trying to lure me into a false sense of security! Jokes on them, I’ve never been secure in my life! And I’m not about to start now!


Gracewyn, trying to flirt: So, you come around here often? 

Harvey, confused: I mean, this is my flat, so yeah.


Harvey: My hands are cold. 

Gracewyn: Here, let me hold them. 

Harvey: My lips are cold too. 

Gracewyn: *covers Harvey's mouth with their hand*


Harvey: Is something burning? 

Gracewyn, leaning seductively on the counter: Just my desire for you. 

Harvey: Gracewyn, the toaster is literally on fire.


Gracewyn: We both look very handsome tonight. 

Harvey: You know, if you'd just said that I looked handsome, I would have said, "So do you." 

Gracewyn: I couldn't take that chance.


Gracewyn: Just trust your gut! 

Harvey: Babe, I have anxiety. My gut is literally always telling me to abort mission.


Gracewyn: You look good in that shirt. 

Harvey: You know where else I'd look good? 

Gracewyn, zero hesitation: My bed. 

Harvey, at the same time: By your side- wait, what?


Gracewyn: Harvey and I are no longer friends. 

Harvey: GRACEWYN THAT IS THE WORST WAY TO TELL PEOPLE THAT WE’RE DATING!


Gracewyn: Okay, but what if we went to dinner not as friends this time? 

Harvey: AS ENEMIES?! 

Gracewyn:


Harvey: Smart is attractive. Educate me on something I don't know! 

Gracewyn: The mouth of a jellyfish is also an anus. 

Harvey: Stop.


Harvey: I was going to suggest we do Marilyn Monroe and JFK roleplay, but I’d get way too into it. 

Gracewyn: What- how? 

Harvey: You’d be like “come to bed … Mr. President” and I’d be like, “I need to increase the amount of American military advisors in South Vietnam by a factor of 18.”


Harvey: So... what would you do if you were in bed with me? 

Gracewyn: Depends. Is your bed comfortable? 

Harvey: Yes. 

Gracewyn: I'd sleep.


Gracewyn: I can't take this anymore, someone needs to take me out! 

Harvey: In a dating type of way, or an assassination type of way? 

Gracewyn: I don't know, surprise me!


Gracewyn: I am going to cry. I’m going to cry until I can no longer physically cry anymore because all the water in my body is gone and I die from dehydration. 

Emily: Are you okay? 

Shane: Did you actually just ask them that?  Like, you need that to be answered otherwise you won’t know?

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